Morning Conversation:

Syliva: Dane, what size fleece jacket are you?
Me: I don't know. Is it synthetic or natural?
Syliva: I don't know. What's the difference?
Me: I don't know. I've never worn fleece.
Syliva: Well what size are you?
Me: Medium
Syliva: We only have Large
Me: Then why did you even ask?
Syliva: (storms away)